My dearest brother, the Captain: What news is there from over there on that side? Is there a Tennille yet to go with the Captain?
I have resigned myself at this point to being a Non-Aunt, but at least I could take comfort in knowing there really is a first mate in life out there for my big brother and that you have found her. If not, there are a bunch of island ladies here that are just dying to meet you.
How about paying a visit to your little sister? The Arts are fine and all, but they are not the best of conversationalists, to say the least which, come to think of it, is exactly what they do: say the least they possibly can.
I would love to see your smiling face on the next ship that pulls into port from your neck of the woods.
Have one of your tech-savvy Villagers send an RSVP the old fashioned way.